Vtipky

Články o vtipoch, vtipy, vtipné blogy, vtipné obrázky, etc.

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Children’s Logic

01/08/2016 Miro Figura 0

Funny and smart answers from kids How old is he? Teacher: How old is your father? Kid: He is 6 years old. Teacher: What? How is this possible? Kid: He became father only when I was born.   Maria Columbus Teacher: Maria, go to […]

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IT Jokes

01/03/2016 Miro Figura 0

Few favorites IT jokes There are 10 types of people in the world: those who understand binary, and those who don’t. In order to understand recursion you must first understand recursion. Why do Java developers wear glasses? Because they can’t C# How many programmers […]

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Jokes Collection

01/03/2016 Miro Figura 0

Some of my favorites jokes in English language Trip to Australia An Englishman flies to Australia and arrives at the security desk. “Do you have any alcohol, food or explosives in your bag, sir?” asks the guard. “Absolutely not,” responds the Englishman “Are you […]

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Vtipy na pobavenie

01/03/2016 Miro Figura 0

Zopár mojich obľúbených vtipov Sľub robí chlapa Malé líšky vypustia zajacovi kolesá na bicykli. Keď to zajac zistí, začne im nadávať: “Jebem vám vašu mater škaredú, ryšavú!” Keď to stará líška počula, začala zajaca naháňať, ten vbehol do dutého kmeňa stromu, líška po ňom, […]