Few favorites IT jokes

There are 10 types of people in the world: those who understand binary, and those who don’t.

In order to understand recursion you must first understand recursion.

Why do Java developers wear glasses? Because they can’t C#

How many programmers does it take to change a light bulb?
None. It’s a hardware problem.

Why is it that programmers always confuse Halloween with Christmas?
Because 31 OCT = 25 DEC

An SEO expert walks into a bar, bars, pub, tavern, public house, Irish pub, drinks, beer, alcohol

I would tell you a UDP joke, but you might not get it.

Two bytes meet. The first byte asks, “Are you ill?”
The second byte replies, “No, just feeling a bit off.”

There’s a band called 1023MB. They haven’t had any gigs yet.

A SQL query walks into a bar and sees two tables. He walks up to them and says “Can I join you?”
Then a waitress walks up and says: “Nice view!”

Computers are like air conditioners: they stop working when you open Windows.

Programming today is a race between software engineers striving to build bigger and better idiot-proof programs, and the Universe trying to produce bigger and better idiots. So far, the Universe is winning.